He's Catholic! Pretty much anything pre-marital is going to up the scandal factor for the clergy. Also the fact that it's been a while is upping the scandal for the fantasy.
Yeah, tell me about it. I was telling Marci and she was laughing at me. Of course she's got no trouble in that department but she did admit she misses my skills so I guess maybe we're all suffering some.
I feel bad for laughing at the fact that she laughed at you. Nice of her to admit that, though. I've considered downloading tinder and going out in Jersey City.
[Karen's biggest issue in that department is worrying about getting people caught up in the shit show her life turns into on a regular basis.]
Okay, talk about living dangerously. Although it might be preferable to dating in town. Maybe. Tough call. Are you just looking for a quick thing or what?
Yeah, it's a real "could go bad either way" situation. I don't know that I'm really built for quick things anymore. But it does feel like the safer option. Maybe I'll just buy a new vibrator and call it a day.
Only if you sing "You've Got a Friend in Me". On the other hand, you could have a friend in you. But only if you promise not to sing "You've Got a Friend in Me."
Well now that's definitely going to be in my head if I try to buy one and I'll be laughing at my computer like a lunatic. That almost sounded like an offer.
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You know, I did ask him about the pizza once. Because I can't help myself.
All he did was smile and say "it's the nostalgic tomatoes."
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I'll tell him we came up with a great new moniker for him.
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Make sure I'm around when you say it so I can see the face he makes.
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Nah, that doesn't sound like us.
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Also the fact that it's been a while is upping the scandal for the fantasy.
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Nice of her to admit that, though.
I've considered downloading tinder and going out in Jersey City.
[Karen's biggest issue in that department is worrying about getting people caught up in the shit show her life turns into on a regular basis.]
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I don't know that I'm really built for quick things anymore. But it does feel like the safer option.
Maybe I'll just buy a new vibrator and call it a day.
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That almost sounded like an offer.
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I'm not opposed?
Not being able to sing You've Got A Friend In Me might be a deal breaker, though.
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sorry for the delay – I was out of town, but back now!
no worries! i hope you enjoyed your trip
It was great, ty!
<3
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