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[pagekaren]

Sounds like the perfect new contact picture for both of our phones.

[motiontocompel]

How did we even get here? Weren't we talking about therapy?

[pagekaren]

Therapy?
Nah, that doesn't sound like us.

[motiontocompel]

But then who will unravel our weird sexual fantasies? Certainly not Matt.

[pagekaren]

I don't know, he could use some new content for Sunday confession.

[motiontocompel]

How scandalous are our stories that he has to confess them? Unless that's his reaction to how sexy our fantasies are...

[pagekaren]

He's Catholic! Pretty much anything pre-marital is going to up the scandal factor for the clergy.
Also the fact that it's been a while is upping the scandal for the fantasy.

[motiontocompel]

Yeah, tell me about it. I was telling Marci and she was laughing at me. Of course she's got no trouble in that department but she did admit she misses my skills so I guess maybe we're all suffering some.

[pagekaren]

I feel bad for laughing at the fact that she laughed at you.
Nice of her to admit that, though.
I've considered downloading tinder and going out in Jersey City.

[Karen's biggest issue in that department is worrying about getting people caught up in the shit show her life turns into on a regular basis.]

[motiontocompel]

Okay, talk about living dangerously. Although it might be preferable to dating in town. Maybe. Tough call. Are you just looking for a quick thing or what?

[pagekaren]

Yeah, it's a real "could go bad either way" situation.
I don't know that I'm really built for quick things anymore. But it does feel like the safer option.
Maybe I'll just buy a new vibrator and call it a day.

[motiontocompel]

Only if you sing "You've Got a Friend in Me". On the other hand, you could have a friend in you. But only if you promise not to sing "You've Got a Friend in Me."

[pagekaren]

Well now that's definitely going to be in my head if I try to buy one and I'll be laughing at my computer like a lunatic.
That almost sounded like an offer.

[motiontocompel]

It's not not an offer.

[pagekaren]

Huh.
I'm not opposed?
Not being able to sing You've Got A Friend In Me might be a deal breaker, though.

[motiontocompel]

That made me cackle so loud I think I woke up the neighbors.

So if you're not not opposed and its not not and offer, does that mean we have consensus or does the question mark throw all of it into... question?

[pagekaren]

Hah, you're welcome, neighbors!
It was more of a surprised question mark, I wasn't expecting a not not an offer.
I don't know.
Maybe we need to just have a drink about it and see what happens.

[motiontocompel]

You got it, amiga. It's no pressure and all the alcohol you can wrench from the bottle in my hand.

[pagekaren]

What, no Punjabi?
And that sounds like I challenge I can definitely accept.

[motiontocompel]

My Punjabi is not great, meri dost. I was too busy chasing tail to make those classes worth the money.

[pagekaren]

Hey, the heart wants what it wants.
And so do other parts, apparently.

[motiontocompel]

I think I've read that in a sonnet somewhere.

[pagekaren]

Yeah, it's definitely one of Shakespeare's.
I've got a copy of it laying around here somewhere.

[motiontocompel]

I thought you were the type. I just keep a copy of Green Eggs and Ham and read it when I want to get really romantic.

[pagekaren]

Oh, this I HAVE to see.