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[pagekaren]

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[flippin_peachy]

I'd like that.
I'm free on Thursday night, what about you?

[pagekaren]

Thursday's good for me if you don't mind meeting up at 8 or later?
I'll bring a book.

[flippin_peachy]

Past 8pm is fine.
Should I bring a loofah?

[pagekaren]

Perfect. I'll see you then.
I guess that depends on how you feel about taking a bath in a bar.

[flippin_peachy]

I meant for after but your way sounds really exciting too.

[pagekaren]

Can you just imagine the citation we'd get slapped with for a bar bath?
We'd both get banned from the entirety of Gramercy Park.

[flippin_peachy]

Don't you work with lawyers? Couldn't they just find us a loophole?

[pagekaren]

I do, but I don't think there's any loophole as regards to public nudity.
They could probably talk both of us down to community service.

[flippin_peachy]

Guess we'll just have to save it for a private space then.

[pagekaren]

Community service would really hamper my credibility as an investigator.
So that's probably for the best.

[flippin_peachy]

I had a friend who once bathed in the kitchen sink of a club we used to work at.

[pagekaren]

Wait.
Did he get into the sink, or was this more of a...using a dish towel and splashing water situation?

[flippin_peachy]

I wasn't there to witness it but from what I was told he kind of threw water on himself and used one of those faucet hoses.

[pagekaren]

God, that's awful.
And hilarious. Maybe even the very definition of "anything will do in a pinch."

[flippin_peachy]

That's pretty much Daveboy in general.

[pagekaren]

You know, I feel like I should have guessed this was a Daveboy story based entirely on knowing that his name is Daveboy.

[flippin_peachy]

You're going to find that a lot of stories I have that area kind of strange or funny involve him.

[pagekaren]

And I definitely look forward to hearing them.

[flippin_peachy]

I'll make sure I tell you a few about myself as well.

[pagekaren]

Oh I was already planning to try to wrangle a few of those.

[flippin_peachy]

Any in particular you're after?

[pagekaren]

Most ridiculous night at your favorite pub seems topical.

[flippin_peachy]

Ridiculous as in funny or as in bizarre?

[pagekaren]

Well now I want to hear both knowing that there's two distinct possibilities.

[flippin_peachy]

I might have to save those stories for when we meet in person, looks like Martha is back and I'm back on duty.

[About two hours later Karen gets a text.]

You still up?